They go by many names. The Van Dyke. The Musketeer. The Grizzly Adams.
They are sustained by an array of waxes, oils, tonics and balms. Some say sweat, or the tears of beautiful maidens, are the secrets to their luster and length.
Soup is their kryptonite.
Ranging from ridiculous to elegant - from comical to historical - these epic mustaches and beards will soon face off in the Good Neighbor City. The Madison Beard Wearers’ Union - Local 608 will host the Midwest Mustache & Beard Wearers Championship, right here in Middleton on Saturday, July 12.
The event, held at Capital Brewery from 1-8 p.m., is sponsored by Remington, an ironic supporter if ever there were one. Proceeds will go to Porchlight, an organization that provides emergency shelter, food, employment services, counseling, and affordable transitional and permanent housing to homeless people in the Dane County area.